Soap Opera time, Jesus Fucking H. Christ!

So now we have this crazy soap opera going on with David Patraeus, so crazy that you can't hardly make this stuff up!  It's like everybody involved is married, cheating on, and bonking everyone else.  Talk about the sanctity of marriage, OMG!  Has someone told all these straight people about that?  Jesus!

And meanwhile it practically took an act of god and Obama to let gay and lesbians even serve in the military, all while this stuff is going on.  And there are still way, way to many states where gay and lesbian folk cannot marry the person they love because, well, you know, we have to defend marriage.  Oh really!  From what?  Jesus Fucking H. Christ!  Well, at least that is changing though, albeit too slowly.

But this soap opera is so crazy I will leave it to Hollywood to make a movie about it.  Although, usually a good movie has to have a believable plot.  This is just so nutty that this story will have a hard time making the cut for even a bad made-for-TV movie!  It's just too weird, even for this site, and we love our potty mouth!

Nonetheless, Jesus Fucking H. Christ already David, and everyone else involved too!  Put your Johnson away and zip up that fucking zipper and keep it up!

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