Politics - Rumsfeld To Testify In Tillman Inquiry

Hold on to your hat. Blithering idiot and professional fuckwit Donald Rumsfeld plans to testify before Congress on Pat Tillman's death. Perhaps we should send Henry Waxman a list of questions we'd like to see answered? Naaah, Waxman is simply sterling at this sort of thing. No doubt Donny will leave with one anus more than when he entered. Or perhaps, being nothing but a walking anus, he'll leave with his sphincter ring removed.

Yargh, did I really say that? Forget that, he's a walking shitbag, everybody wear Hazmat suits to the hearing. I have to go scrub my brain and eyeballs with bleach now.

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