Politics: Life Sucks

The Pretzeldunce Chimperor opens his mouth, sticks in a foot, and decides he lurves the taste of boot. Buy him peppermint-flavoured shoes, y'awl, his foot's in his mouth so often he needs 'em.

Today's prizewinning demonstration of idiocy: Bush visits tornado victims, tells them life is unfair. Raw Story has the video clip.

Yeah, Georgie Porgie, that's the thing to do. Go see folks who have just had their lives, homes, and peace of mind destroyed and tell them, "Hey, life sucks, you guys. Uh, your life, that is. My life? I'm just sittin' in this big, expensive House being waited on by a staff of servants at your expense, futzing along. Great job, huh? Lifetime free health care and security to keep the peasants from strangling me, like so many want to. Tough shit on y'all, see you around."

What a motherfucker. What a rancid piece of walking pigshit. Come to think of it, the peasant in the forefront of that video don't look so happy either. Sheesh.

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