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Chimpy McTardibus can't even get it right with his own peeps. How sad is that? While he did his little Commander Awol von Bunnypants schtick with AFP, telling them how he's all, like, totally an asset to Republicans campaigning in the next elections, the Republicans themselves have a short, sweet message for the Liar 'n Thief: Stay the FUCK away from us, doofus. No, really. That's what AP says:

MACKINAC ISLAND, Mich. (AP) -- Republican presidential candidates can't be any more clear: President Bush isn't welcome on the campaign trail.

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Privately, Republican strategists agree their nominee will lose next fall if the general election is a referendum on Bush. They say GOP candidates are wise to distance themselves from the president now, given his unpopularity among the public at large.

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The unpopular Iraq war has bogged down his presidency. His party is in an uproar over out-of-control spending on his watch and embarrassing scandals among GOP officeholders. His job performance rating is at a low 33 percent, according to a recent Associated Press-Ipsos poll. Only 28 percent think the country is moving in the right direction. Half of Republicans and GOP-leaning independents think the country is on the wrong track.

That's the legacy this sad, failed, none-too bright petty egotist leaves behind: a stain on the nation, much worse than any stain on a blue dress.

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