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Sunday, September 16, 2007

Politics - Is Condi Rice A Lesbian?

Image courtesy of the unwitting David Feldman

Frankly, I neither know nor care, although the subject is receiving a flurry of media attention right now. I've always believed that what consenting adults do in private is their own goddamned business. It's when that business becomes part of other peoples' lives that I get concerned.

For example, when David Vitter, while banging his Bible (and his mistress) holds forth vociferously on the need for "morals," using those so-called morals as a tool to deny rights to women and queer folk, it becomes my business, and the business of any American who has ever had their life impinged on by Mr. Dirty Diapers. I'm interested in knowing the dirty - okay, shitty - details of Vitter's secret life because I want to throw it in his face, and the face of the next stupid hypocrite who mouths off to me about "family values," or "the rights of the unborn" or "preborn children" or "destruction of human life" involved in stem cell research.

Similarly, Condi's bed partners, whether Bush or Bean, are her own business except when she continues to lend her prestige and status to that bunch of hypocritical godbags that comprises the Republican party today. I am not having none of Ms. Rice's fellow assholes lecture me about queer folk and women's right to own their own bodies while they're busy muff-diving and scoring sex in dirty toilets and shitting their diapers, thankyouverymuch. You hypocritical bastards can just roll over and die now. And that includes you, Ms. Rice.

Admittedly, she went further than most other repugs when she acknowledged Mark Dybul's partner and his partner's parent at his swearing-in. But that just leads to another problem: It's that old Republican standby, "What's OK for me is not OK for thee."

It's alright for Mary Cheney to be a lesbian and have a baby with her partner; it's alright for Condi to be a lesbian and share a house with her partner. But deity forbid an openly gay man like James Hormel who is NOT a Republican should be appointed to a post within the administration. It's alright to have a diaper-filling pig like David "Shitty" Vitty in Congress. But deity forbid the Democratic elected president of the United States should get a blow job.

Personally, I find consensual blow jobs much less repulsive than shit-play. As for Condi Rice, hey, come out of the closet already. How much worse could it be? Oh, yeah, I forgot - your party will make mincemeat out of you.

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At 9:56 PM, Blogger section9 said...

Actually, we won't.

This is one of the great myths that liberals tell each other. Condi is very well liked in our party, almost revered. If she came out, the fundies might be shaken up a bit, but on the whole, no one would really care. We don't wake up every day thinking about what to do to Teh gayz.

You people would, however, which speaks volumes about what's going on in your party.

Foley, Vitter, and Craig got it for breaking the law as much as anything else. This story is basically a pantload, and you need to go on to something else.

At 6:04 AM, Blogger Jim said...

"No one would really care" - yea right. Just like the Democrats wouldn't care if a presidential candidate was a union-buster. Why do you have such a problem with reality?

The truth is that the ruling elite of the Republican party has contempt for the holy rollers and Nascar southern males. However, you realize that the gay issue plays well to these idiots.

The thought that Republican homosexuals and sexual deviants are just a "pantload" is pure fiction.

At 8:26 AM, Blogger ThePoliticalCat said...

What section9 or stuart or whatever its name is fails to acknowledge is that the self-righteous godbags are the backbone and mainstay of the rank and file Republicans now. The party has forced out all moderate or liberal Republicans like Michael Bloomberg and Lincoln Chafee, and is now ruled by a bunch of oligarchs who know that they must occasionally toss red meat to the slavering idiots comprising the 27%, and "gay" is the reddest meat of all. That's why Larry Craig got the hotfoot hustle, while the ranks closed around "Diaper Dave" Vitter.

At 3:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew it! She's the Secretary of Muff Diving!


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