Politics - Is Condi Rice A Lesbian?

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Frankly, I neither know nor care, although the subject is receiving a flurry of media attention right now. I've always believed that what consenting adults do in private is their own goddamned business. It's when that business becomes part of other peoples' lives that I get concerned.

For example, when David Vitter, while banging his Bible (and his mistress) holds forth vociferously on the need for "morals," using those so-called morals as a tool to deny rights to women and queer folk, it becomes my business, and the business of any American who has ever had their life impinged on by Mr. Dirty Diapers. I'm interested in knowing the dirty - okay, shitty - details of Vitter's secret life because I want to throw it in his face, and the face of the next stupid hypocrite who mouths off to me about "family values," or "the rights of the unborn" or "preborn children" or "destruction of human life" involved in stem cell research.

Similarly, Condi's bed partners, whether Bush or Bean, are her own business except when she continues to lend her prestige and status to that bunch of hypocritical godbags that comprises the Republican party today. I am not having none of Ms. Rice's fellow assholes lecture me about queer folk and women's right to own their own bodies while they're busy muff-diving and scoring sex in dirty toilets and shitting their diapers, thankyouverymuch. You hypocritical bastards can just roll over and die now. And that includes you, Ms. Rice.

Admittedly, she went further than most other repugs when she acknowledged Mark Dybul's partner and his partner's parent at his swearing-in. But that just leads to another problem: It's that old Republican standby, "What's OK for me is not OK for thee."

It's alright for Mary Cheney to be a lesbian and have a baby with her partner; it's alright for Condi to be a lesbian and share a house with her partner. But deity forbid an openly gay man like James Hormel who is NOT a Republican should be appointed to a post within the administration. It's alright to have a diaper-filling pig like David "Shitty" Vitty in Congress. But deity forbid the Democratic elected president of the United States should get a blow job.

Personally, I find consensual blow jobs much less repulsive than shit-play. As for Condi Rice, hey, come out of the closet already. How much worse could it be? Oh, yeah, I forgot - your party will make mincemeat out of you.

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