Politics - More War Ahead

Are you ready, America? To toss some more of your sons and daughters, friends, relatives, neighbours, into the insatiable maw of The Dark Lord of the Flies? The Telegraph reports that Bush has already started setting the U.S. on the path to war with Iran.

Pentagon planners have developed a list of up to 2,000 bombing targets in Iran, amid growing fears among serving officers that diplomatic efforts to slow Iran's nuclear weapons programme are doomed to fail.

Pentagon and CIA officers say they believe that the White House has begun a carefully calibrated programme of escalation that could lead to a military showdown with Iran.

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The intelligence source said: "No one outside that tight circle knows what is going to happen." But he said that within the CIA "many if not most officials believe that diplomacy is failing" and that "top Pentagon brass believes the same".

He said: "A strike will probably follow a gradual escalation. Over the next few weeks and months the US will build tensions and evidence around Iranian activities in Iraq."

Previously, accusations that Mr Bush was set on war with Iran have come almost entirely from his critics.

Are you ready to get suckered again, America. C'mon, Charley Brown, Lucy promises to hold that ball till you get a good kick in. This time you won't land on your ass, she promised.

While the complacent media in the U.S. is shrieking over OJ's arrest and a MoveOn ad calling General Petraeus a spade, the puppet shrubya is grinding along on the tracks laid down for him by his master, Darth Cheney. I can tell you this, if Bush bombs Iran as he plans to do, we are definitely in the third world war.

Impeach the motherfucking lunatic NOW, goddammit, you spineless asslickers! Republicans and Democrats you have GOT to work together and impeach the bastard before he kills your children and your children's children unto the nth generation.

One positive thing about the planned WWIII: you won't have to worry about making mortgage payments. Oh, another: screw the credit card debt. And you won't have to worry about retirement, savings, school loans, car payments, poisoned food, the deteriorating environment, global warming, health care, or who wins the 2008 elections! Always look on the bright side!

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