It'll Save Your Marriage
In this day and age when the sacred institution of marriage (because, really, what else can you call that fucking straightjacket that allows everybody else to opine about who you fuck or don't) appears to be under increasing threat by all teh GHEY (I mean, SRSLY, peeps, WTF is with politicians claiming other politicians are claiming [or refusing to claim] sexual preferences to which they may or may not be entitled?) — well, you get my drift, don't you?
Anything that can save marriage from the onslaught of the Catholic church and the like should be welcomed with open arms by all, yes?
After all, the minute we give in to those bad, immoral, naughty, gay people, whether they live inside or outside our heads, we're all headed to perdition.
So here's one for all those guys who've been dutching their long-suffering partners for years.
Assuming they're not dutching you. Finally, a good night's sleep. Go for it, kids, you know you want to.
Who thinks up things like these? Stumble It!