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Thursday, September 03, 2009

Health Care: I Ain't Feelin' Too Good Myself, Now


The New York Times is reporting that even conservatives are beginning to get the fucking leaping fantods from watching the abysmally abyssal levels of Teh Crazy being displayed throughout the so-called Town Halls and reported in the media.

Yah, right. Whose arsehole did you pull that information out of, NYT? Because, you know, not a single conservative has spoken out to reprimand the idiots like Glenn "Whiny-Ass Titty Baby" Beck, who regularly turns on Teh Faucet of Crazy accompanying it with Teh Faucet Of Blubbering Like A Fucking Jackass In Fucking Public, for the love of fucking christ almighty, or worse yet, those rabid fucking weasel women, Sairy Failin' and Michelle "My Eyes Prove I'm Crazy" Bachmann.

Meanwhile, the RNCC is using utterly fraudulent tactics to dragoon doctors into "supporting" their position — no health care ever for the "little people" — on the health care debate. So, three conservatives actually want a debate. The rest of them sure as fuck don't seem to.

And that self-aggrandizing BigPharma WHORE, Joe LIEberWHORE of Connecticut (I-ME!!!) is yawping on endlessly about how he will never vote for a health care reform that includes a strong public option. Fuck you, Joe, you shill, you prostitute, you butt-whore of lobbyists. We've always known you were a pathetic fucking weasel who puts Israel's interests before those of your constituents. Eat a pile of shit and live, you bastard, with your fine Government-run health care plan and your wife Hadassah's unregistered lobbying for BigPharma. You motherfucking father-raping son of a sow, it would be worth believing in god just to see you spend an eternity in hell with a too-short toasting fork and a pile of stale marshmallows as your only provender. Miserable spit-swallowing bootlicker! When you actually go to your grave? It's going to be the wettest, healthiest home to a bunch of happy plants and flowers, from all the people pissing on it 24/7, you pig-fellating scumbucket.

We know goddamned well that without the public option, reform is toothless, meaningless, worth less than a bucket of warm spit. Jezus christ on toast points, is there an award for who hates this pathetic shill the most? Because we here at La Casa de Los Gatos would be a shoo-in for this fucking prize.

And those idiots who are showing up to protest health care for all are beyond crazy. They're raising the level of violence. If you punch some guy in the face, that does not count as engaging in debate, and if you get your fucking finger bitten off, be grateful that you have government-run health care, yaknow, fucking Medicare, so you can go to the hospital and get immediate attention. Geez. These people are nuts. Abso-fucking-lutely nuts.

And our resident STAR of Teh Crazy, lunatic fucking LOON Michelle Bachmann — jesus fucking j.h. christ and his black brother Harry, where do you even begin to list all Teh Crazy that is Michelle Bachmann? We could start with this fine tidbit from the Minnesota Independent, in which MiMi (so named because she gives us the screaming meemies, the fucking fruitcake) urges her constituents to get down on their knees and pray and fast to ... uh, defeat healthcare.

We're almost — almost — tempted to ask if she's fucking nuts, but yaknow, rhetorical questions don't get ya anywhere. She's, like, in the fucking encyclopedia, right next to the definition of "nuts." She's so fucking nuts, squirrels have spontaneous orgasms just from looking at her.

And that's not all, folks. No, no, old MiMi's got a righteous load of bullshit up her sleeve or in her head, or wherever she keeps that stuff. She wants y'all to slit your wrists to show your support for her nutty — ideas is the wrong word here, because any idea that found itself in Michelle Bachmann's head would run screaming out into the desert and commit suicide by eating sand.
“Something is way crazy out there,” Bachmann said in her remarks, billed as a “personal legislative briefing” by the Golden-based Independence Institute, which bills itself as a “free market think tank.”
Uh, Michelle, not to piss all over your parade, or anything, but that would so fucking be YOU. Jeez, someone hand this demented bozo a fucking mirror while playing that line back to her. Even she's gotta be able to see the crazy in her eyes, right? Right?

Yup. That's Mimi Bee.

Ron Paul will be appearing with Crazy MiMi at her next public attack on health care. I just lost all respect for the guy. Anybody who can be in the same room as Meems without vomiting a fucking technicolor stream has got to be at least as addled in the pate as she herself is. Dear fucking god, if there are any conservatives out there who are serious about policy issues in the healthcare debate, stand up and speak out now against these fucking loons or forever lose your right to be anything but tightly tied to them.

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At 12:29 AM, Blogger McBlogget said...

Pray away teh nut? I don't tink so. Squirrel nuts take down there zippers for Michelle Bachmann!

At 2:32 AM, Blogger Fixer said...

40 years ago, these clowns would have been taken away in straitjackets. Now they have a national forum.

At 4:58 AM, Blogger One Fly said...

They have a forum cuz whore media allows them that plus there are no screamers on our side.

Good post PCat

In our bull shit session last night my bud and I have possibly answered the question why some nutters are the way they are and why there is no changing their mind or why people want to believe the bullshit and lies.

Gotta go to work now.

At 4:54 PM, Blogger Fixer said...

And????!!!! Jesus Christ, One Fly, ya can't leave us hanging. Maybe we could find a vaccine ...

At 6:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

TPC 'n all, ah, but you think the woman is nuts. Nothing further from the truth. She is brilliant and I, for one, support her idea 100 percent. Read on.

At 8:17 PM, Blogger One Fly said...

I won't Fixer but I need to try to write something half ass decent and just don't have the time right now. I'll try but it may be next week.

Tonight we couldn't come up with the answer of how people can listen to their obnoxious barking fucking mutts for what seems like forever.

We need to run through the thought process on this again but it's an animal thing.

At 10:32 PM, Blogger ThePoliticalCat said...

McBlogget, I don't tink so eider. She's crazier than a shithouse rat.

At 10:33 PM, Blogger ThePoliticalCat said...

Fixer -- I'm sure eventually Bachmann's CrayZee will cause someone to institutionalize her, for the sake of the national discourse, if nothing else. She'd better hope nobody develops serious problems from cutting their wrists on her advice.

At 10:34 PM, Blogger ThePoliticalCat said...

Thanks, OneFly! Now, what's the answer? Dammit, inquiring minds wanna know!

At 10:36 PM, Blogger ThePoliticalCat said...

Elizabeth, I read that! Good work, but I'm still miffed that OneFly won't tell us if there is a vaccine for TehStupid.

At 6:14 AM, Blogger One Fly said...

Otay-I'm going to work on this before I start working on this shit box trailer and there is no cure by the way and I hope you're not too disappointed. It will be short and sweet cuz it looks like the only day for some heavy fucking off this holiday will be Monday. I'll come back and put a link here and don't chew my ass out too bad if there's disagreement as lefty's have a tendency to eat their own raw unlike the ones on the other side.

At 7:47 AM, Blogger ThePoliticalCat said...

Dang, OneFly, you totally harshed my mellow, man. It's OK, I would never chew your ass out, I agree too many people on our side play "leftier than thou." I wanna see what you gotta say. No cure, huh? That's cold.

At 9:08 AM, Blogger One Fly said...

For what it's worth.

At 12:21 PM, Blogger libhom said...

I can't stand Lieberbush.

At 12:24 PM, Blogger ThePoliticalCat said...

I think I'll start a contest to see who can come up with the vilest epithets for that kneepadded Repugly-fellating butthole surfer.


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