Religion: It Makes You Crazy

Gustave Doré, Paradise Lost

No, rly. Srsly. It does. This is how crazy.

For those who just don't want to clicky the linky (not that I blame you): Somewhere in Texas, the family Pachuca claims that a blob of bird poop on their truck windshield is an appearance by Nuestra Senora de Guadalupe (Our Lady of Guadalupe, for those of you who wouldn't know from Catholic, religion, or Spanish).

"I think we're going to just put it on a shelf outside, probably take off the mirror and keep it there cause its something special to us. I'm not going to wash it off," says Cristal Pachuca.

This craze has gone far enough, kids. Seeing Jeebus in a cheeto is one thing, seeing Dawg in a blob of bird poop — c'mon, lady, wash the fuckin' windshield awreddy, that is just too fuckin' gross, holy shit.


Nice to know we here at La Casa de Los Gatos are not the only ones feeling this way. La Guanabee agrees.

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