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Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Entertainment: Because You Need It

Cattitude from ICHC

Or I do. Online friend and acidly funny fellow-blogger Nunya from Politicky Bitch sums up the inner workings of the office:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass-kissing that will put you over the top.
Ain't that the truth.

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2 Comments:

At 8:29 AM, Blogger spira62 said...

I knew it! Cats can control people.

http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle/health/2009/07/14/2009-07-14_cats_control_humans_with_highpitched_urgentsounding_meows_study_finds.html#ixzz0LIxqjmqT&D

 
At 10:24 AM, Blogger Elizabeth said...

This is hilarious, PC! Office math, who knew...

 

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