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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Politics: Oh Pleez Oh Pleez Oh Pleez Oh Pleez


Can it be? Will the Democrats finally get up on their hind legs and subpoena that worthless fat turd and shit-impersonator (he'd need a couple of eons of evolution to be able to impersonate humans) KKKarl Rove, and throw his pasty, flabby, tuchus in jail if he fails to comply?

Pleez Mr. Conyers, Pleez Oh Pleez Oh Pleez!

The Birmingham News is reporting in a breaking story today that the Democrats have rejected Rove's offer to flip them off and refuse to testify in person about his role in the Justice Department scandal regarding the firing of attorneys tasked with enforcing the nation's laws, and in the unethical prosecution and imprisonment of former Governor Don Siegelman.

If you have a religious belief, please light a candle/sacrifice a relative/braid flowers in your hair and dance naked around the garden in the moonlight or whatever it is your particular religion prescribes. This vile slimebot must be forced to testify, then prosecuted and jailed for his role in corrupting the very meaning of justice.

If you don't have a religious belief, or just want to express yourself differently, blog the issue, write Conyers and thank him, write your Rep. and thank them for taking this belated and long-awaited stand, or urge them to vote with Conyers to hold Rove responsible. Here is a PDF copy of the letter Conyers sent to the slimebag and his attorney. Read it and dance around the house with your underwear on your head. But draw the blinds first. There's a limit to the tolerance of neighbours and passers-by.

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4 Comments:

At 4:44 PM, Blogger One Fly said...

This makes me happy too but have to save the dancing for when this fat little porker is under oath.

What are the chances of enabling your posts to have their own address so it's easy to link to? That would be nice. tb

 
At 1:26 PM, OpenID exliontamer said...

my sparklepony wears an orange jumpsuit and leg irons...oh sweet jesus...i need a cigarette.

 
At 2:37 PM, Blogger ThePoliticalCat said...

Hey, OneFly,

Just click on the timestamp at the bottom of each post to get to the permalink. It really ought to say "permalink," maybe I should fiddle with the template.

 
At 2:38 PM, Blogger ThePoliticalCat said...

exliontamer &mdash

I know just how you feel. Today, Conyers opined that someone needs to kick Rove's ass. I'm thinkin' he's appointing himself to the job. Yes! Yes!!! Where mi underroos at?

 

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