ThePoliticalCat: 2008 Elections: Pat Oliphant

A big fat "FUCK YOU" to Pat Oliphant for his editorial cartoon today. No, really, Pat. I've been a fan for years, and always loved your work even when I didn't agree with the political position you took on some issue. But you went over the line today, and to you I extend a rigid digit. Fuck you, buddy.

I am sick and tired of all these fucking idiot men in the media shrieking and wringing their hands about a crying Hillary Clinton and women voting for her out of that feminine emotion, sympathy. Fuck you too, guys. I'll tell you why women voted for Clinton. Sympathy, nothing. Women are sick of being constantly trivialized, analyzed, told what they feel and why they feel that way. Did we hear word one from you assholes when George H.W. Bush broke down sobbing in front of a crowd? Or when his idiot son got all teary-eyed and avowed that the U.S. should have bombed Auschwitz?

John Boner, the so-called Minority Leader with the orange fluorescent tan, bawls like a sissy in public and you act like his leaking tear ducts are fucking serious evidence of his "care" for the troops. Ignoring all evidence to the contrary. But let Hillary Clinton just for one minute drop her tough facade and get a little break in her voice, and you all act like she just whipped a tampon out of her vagina.

Get over it, you stupid fuckers. Just stop. Now. I'm looking at you, Chris Matthews, you balding wrinkly manwhore. Stop telling me how wide Mitt Romney's shoulders are and how manly Fred Thompson smells and how Hillary cries, you fuckwit. Get back to doing your job - report on the news. Just the facts, man. And here's my favourite cartoon on the topic.