2008 Elections: It's Official

Complete Loon and Chimpmunk Impersonator John McCain

John "Walnuts" McCain is nuttier than a fruitcake.

He would have started an illegal, immoral war of occupation in Iraq regardless of the presence of WMDs, he says. He seems to have forgotten that even Big Dick and his li'l pet chimp thought it was necessary to lie to the American people to get them to sacrifice their lives and their children's lives.

Does he think he's running for King? As fucked up as the Constitution has been in the hands of Bushco, we here at this fine establishment still believe it does not permit kings and queens, elected or otherwise.

"It's not American presence that bothers the American people, it's American causalities," said McCain in an interview with Tim Russert on NBC's "Meet The Press" on Sunday.

Jeezus, you cynical bastard. Do you think the nation has sunk that low? That the deaths, crippling and wounding of Iraqi men, women, and children, as well as Americans and whatever's left of the ragged "coalition" won't bother us? Oh, wait, he says so in plain language:

"What I believe we can achieve is a reduction in casualties to the point where the Iraqis are doing the fighting and dying [and] we're supporting them," McCain said.

Out. Out, you crazy motherfucker. You don't deserve a single vote. Just get the hell out of the race now and crawl back to your mansion and your trophy wife and life out your last couple of years in obscurity.

You shameless spawn of Greed and Pandering. Supporting death and destruction. How dare you? How many trillions will you siphon out of the treasury so working class men and women can stay out in that hellhole while our bridges and levees turn to dust? While we sell our roads and ports to every stranger with a dollar? You piece of pigshit.

To think I once respected this man. Now I just want him to develop instant cancer.

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