War - We're Winning In Iraq

Really. You just have to close your eyes so, and tilt your head, shake it twice, then look quickly, just a squint, and you'll - whoops, did that shell hit you? Oh, well, I guess you don't need convincing no more, then.

Auntie Beeb reports that the UN's staff union is advising that august body to pull out of Iraq:

The United Nations should withdraw all of its workers from Iraq until the security situation improves, the body's staff union has said.

Because we're winning, you see. That's why military personnel in the "heavily guarded" Green Zone of Baghdad are required to wear body armor any time they're outside a reinforced building.

Stumble It!