War - The Guns Ain't Missing, We Just Forgot To Write The Numbers

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Everytime you think you've heard the most outrageous bullshit from this administration that a human being can hear without exploding a blood vessel or two, they come up with yet another Big Lie. Either they're the stupidest people on the planet, or they think their fellow Americans are. (We already know they don't give a shit about the rest of the world.)

Today's Big Lie, courtesy of General Betrayus:

Bookkeeping deficiencies allowed thousands of weapons issued to Iraqi security forces in 2004 and 2005 to then go missing, Gen. David H. Petraeus, the top U.S. commander in Iraq, said yesterday.

"Some percentage" of weapons the U.S. military provided to the Iraqi army and Iraqi police units were not tracked by serial number because there were no procedures in place to do so within the Iraqi units, Petraeus said in an interview broadcast last night on Fox News Radio's "Alan Colmes Show."

Even if that is the absolute truth, it's unbelievable that people could be SO FUCKING STUPID that they would not put a procedure in place before handing out guns that could be used by hostiles in a FUCKING WAR ZONE where you have no idea who the enemy is. Jeebus holy testicle tempura, are these people insane? Is it contagious?

Bring the troops back, goddammit, this has gone far enough. People deserve better from their leaders than to be lied to, led to their death, and mishandled in this brutal, stupid, pigshit-dumb fashion.

Stumble It!