Politics - Hypocritical Godbag Exposed

Well, well, well. Look at what the cat drug in. I do believe that beady-eyed hypocrite is the selfsame Senator David Vitter (Skank-LA) who said, memorably:

In 2004, Vitter campaigned with a promise of "protecting the sanctity of marriage," and was a co-author of the "Federal Marriage Act" that sought to prohibit courts from interpreting same-sex marriage laws.

"This is a real outrage. The Hollywood left is redefining the most basic institution in human history," he said then.

Can you guess why this miserable skank is in the news today? No? This is why. I knew once Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the D.C. Madam, released her records, it was just a matter of time before the hypocrites would come crawling out from under every rock and stone and pile of crap. But here's what Mister "Defending Marriage From Horrible Homos" has to say about his, uh, little peccadillo:

"Several years ago, I asked for and received forgiveness from God and my wife in confession and marriage counseling. Out of respect for my family, I will keep my discussion of the matter there-with God and them.

So, what exactly were you defending from the 'mos, Senator? You know, I don't really mind that some tightass ninety-year-old virgins and celibates need to relieve their sexually repressed selves by screaming about sanctity of marriage (except, of course, that I don't think lawmakers should pander to them). But it really gets my goat when some fucking weaseldick who's spending the family's milk money on prostitutes and three-ways with rabid goats gets up on a soapbox to lecture gay and lesbian families about how they should not have the right to inherit from their loved ones, or visit a dying partner's bedside. Let's hope his supermoral constituents dump him like the rotten poopbundle he is.

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