For Teh Laydeez

ICHC

Actually this is for terrorist nun Sister GTG, who sends me kickass links like these.

Today's celebratory story is about one Ms. Rosalina Ruiz, a 4-foot 11-inch 100-lb. bundle of serious dynamite! Ms. Ruiz works as an aide to elderly patients, and needs her car to do her job. So when she was washing said car at 4:30 fucking am, and some hulking idiot (6 feet tall, 200 lb) jumped into it to steal it, she went all deadly motherfucker on his ass.

She jumped into the car, screamed, yelled, pulled the keys away from him and basically kicked his ass nine ways to Sunday. I'm guessing she seriously damaged his nuts along with his um, manly pride, because when the cops showed up 15 minutes later, they picked him up without a problem.



I'm not recommending anybody do what Ms. Ruiz did, but it sure does warm the cockles of my heart to see this feisty little lady beat ass. Oh, yeah, she's 45 years old. The story doesn't say how old he is, but it's a fair bet he's half her age or younger. And, she's cute as well as feisty.

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