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Saturday, June 27, 2009

Politics: Sarah Palin

SSairy Failin' R Gwar, thx to teh goons at SomethingAwful

OK, I know this hypocritical cow doesn't deserve a minute of anyone's time. Her quest for fame ended with the srs FAIL/PWN of the last election. However, in case you didn't already know, she's been doing everything she can to keep herself in the public eye, not to mention the public crotch (EW!) with her shenanigans. Of course, we were impressed with the whole 15 screaming loonies who turned out to support her in her struggle to have David Letterman fired. (The fact that we think Letterman is homophobic, misogynistic, and an asshole doesn't mean we think he should be fired for calling her look "slutty flight-attendant." It's definitely slutty, though more like the "naughty librarian" fantasy of repressed adolescent rightwing loons.)

Welp, it looks as if she has now stepped in the polar bear poop big time. Getting her shorts all hiked and buttenflossened over a Photoshop of Teh Jokery on teh InterTubes (thanks, Ted Stevens!), SSairy took on teh Internet and the fine, long-standing tradition of serious political-figure mockage. (And you deserve mockage for labeling yourself "iconic," SSairy!)

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Well, teh InterTubes makes you stupid, as SomethingAwful has always averred. And when you try to rival it with a little home-grown, carefully cultivated Stupid, the Underpants Gnomes of teh InterTubes can't help but respond. So here for your larfs, the goons of SomethingAwful take on SSairy with Photoshop. Go on, piss yourselves laughing. It'll help when SSairy's reichwing hit squads come for you.

It is SRS fail. As in OMGWTFBBQLOLZ. I liked the Gwar (featured above) Photoshop best, but feel free to nominate your own faves.

One last thing: SSairy Failin' is obviously an offense kleptomaniac. If she sees offense lying around, she takes it. What a moron.

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9 Comments:

At 4:44 PM, Blogger Mark E. Gillar said...

Not that the exact counts matters, but there were far more than 15 people at the FIRE DAVID LETTERMAN RALLY. This brings up an old but unaswered questions, why can't liberals do simple math?

The bottom of this pages has a cartoon placed there just for people like you:

http://www.hootervillegazette.com

This blog explains my point in more detail:

http://hootervillegazette.blogtownhall.com/2009/02/10/why_cant_democrats_do_simple_math.thtml

Happy Reading :-)

 
At 12:41 AM, Blogger ThePoliticalCat said...

Awww, lookit, the baybee doesn't understand hyperbole! Hon, don't flatter yourself. I R so not traveling to your blog to check out anything 2 do w/Failin'. Thanks 4 visiting and thx 4 yr comment also, but u no what? I so don't give a shit about SSairy Failin' and her supporters.

 
At 12:42 AM, Blogger ThePoliticalCat said...

PS: Mark - teh blog is teh thing on which you put your posts, y'know? So what you meant to say was, "Here is teh post in which I fap, on my blog."

 
At 1:13 AM, Blogger Mark E. Gillar said...

Please Cat,
Words are my servants not my master. I can see you haven't made that adjustment yet.

As for visiting my websites, don't bother. Probably way over your head anyway.

 
At 1:15 AM, Blogger Mark E. Gillar said...

Speaking of flattery, you should be flattered that someone responded to one of your posts.

 
At 10:23 AM, Blogger ThePoliticalCat said...

You know how some people just stamp their little feet and cry when you won't respond to them? I think we have one here, peeps. And he's all, "But nobody likes you anyway, and I hate your ass face and U R teh stoopit!" Stomp, stomp. Isn't that cute?

 
At 12:52 PM, Blogger Mark E. Gillar said...

I feel like I'm communicating with Borat. Take an English course and then meet me back here in 6 months.

 
At 6:35 AM, Blogger sgtg said...

what an asshat! of course i mean Mark E. Gillar and not PCat!!

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger ThePoliticalCat said...

Terrorist nunchuck, that was pretty obvious. Gillar sounds like he would wear an ass on his head for protection from teh elements ... of what, we won't say. What a weepy nipple!

 

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