Entertainment: Stephen Colbert's New Project
must include mocking and humiliating loony toad impersonator Glen Beck, preferably until he screams, "Melting! I'm melting!" and disappears into a puddle of green jello.
Because, Nation! If you haven't seen this, please go laugh your ass off.
I did.
The sharpest cut of all had to be when Colbert, trademark sardonic eyebrow raised, pointed out, to a background of Beck's own ranting hate of the 9/11 families, that Beck's so-called "9/12 Project" was not for those who lost friends and families in the incident, only for those who make a career out of it.
Colbert and Stewart are right. Treating these Beckoid ninnyhammers and their poisonous home, Faux Noise, seriously, is a waste of time. Only mockery of the highest quality will do. (Hands out delicate embroidered, lace-edged lawn handkerchiefs.) Here, folks. Shed a tear for Beck, won'tcha? He's gonna need a few. Tears of laughter, that is.
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posted by ThePoliticalCat @ 12:11 PM
4 Comments:
Poor Glenn (sniff!).
Say, y'know, back where I come from, a guy who is cryin' better have a damned good reason to do so. Like, his only child is lying dead in a pool of blood in front of him, killed by a drunk driver. Or his wife left him and his nine hundred children and his crop in the field because she liked a truck driver's chromed horn better. That kinda thing. So I don't have the foggiest notion WTF Beck thinks he's doing, crying upon demand like that. Does he really think he's going to gain viewers in the Republican Heartland (redneck country) that way? Wow. MORON!
- Badtux the Dubious Penguin
Thank the powers that be at Comedy Central for Stewart and Colbert. I loved Colbert's take down of that Nazi slug faced Beck. If he isn't just doing a bad act to get stupid people to give him money, then there is something real sick about about that piece of shit, like he belongs in the looney tunes ward somewhere. Great post there TPC!
Thanks, darlin'! I laughed so hard, the cats split the bed en masse. Didja see him crying like that? Oh, Stephen so has the fake tears down!
Badtux, my man, I would NOT sniff within a hundred yards upwind of Glennie. The dude just stinks of self-love and a putrescent level of arrogance.
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