Entertainment: Stephen Colbert's New Project
must include mocking and humiliating loony toad impersonator Glen Beck, preferably until he screams, "Melting! I'm melting!" and disappears into a puddle of green jello.
Because, Nation! If you haven't seen this, please go laugh your ass off.
The sharpest cut of all had to be when Colbert, trademark sardonic eyebrow raised, pointed out, to a background of Beck's own ranting hate of the 9/11 families, that Beck's so-called "9/12 Project" was not for those who lost friends and families in the incident, only for those who make a career out of it.
Colbert and Stewart are right. Treating these Beckoid ninnyhammers and their poisonous home, Faux Noise, seriously, is a waste of time. Only mockery of the highest quality will do. (Hands out delicate embroidered, lace-edged lawn handkerchiefs.) Here, folks. Shed a tear for Beck, won'tcha? He's gonna need a few. Tears of laughter, that is. Stumble It!