The Political Cat and Ms. Manitoba Confess!!

For immediate release 12 July 2007

Representatives of The Political Cat and Ms. Manitoba Issue Statement

The Political Cat and Ms. Manitoba, with Bill O’Reilly close on their heels, have confessed that they have been members of a lesbian gang for the past 10 years. The gang’s name is Purple Throb in the Necessarium. Their gang colors are purple and black, accessorized with a buffed leather tool belt. Because they have gone unnoticed for 10 years, they are astounded by O’Reilly’s superior sleuthing. Especially that he uncovered one of their most strongly held secrets: Purple Glocks.

They issued this statement:

"This was a very serious sin in our past for which we are, of course, completely responsible. Several moments ago, we asked for and received forgiveness from the great goddess, Athena, and our families. Out of respect for our families, we will keep our discussion of the matter there-with Athena and them. But we certainly offer our deep and sincere apologies to all we have disappointed and let down in any way.”

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Here’s what the blog AfterEllen said:
Attention all AfterEllen.com readers: the jig is up! Our secret "national underground network" of violent lesbian gangs aimed at criminal activity and recruiting girls into the homosexual lifestyle has been exposed, and we must now move to Plan B (colonizing Mars).

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