Politics - AttorneyGate
Jeebus, Gonezales is even more of a retard than Chimpy McStupie. And don't nobody give me shit about my use of the term. I wouldn't use it to describe a person with a genuine mental limitation, but it's perfectly OK to use it on an inane, underachieving draft-dodger with an allergic reaction to reality. This guy works HARD at cultivating stupid. Anyway, here's Abu G on his plans to add further dignificitude to the Attorney-General's office. Feckin' eejit:
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales plans annual evaluations of US attorneys including a way to discuss grievances from politicians.What this boils down to is, any halfway decent and/or competent lawyer will get the fuck out of there post-haste, leaving the toadying bottom-feeders and Professional Xian Rethuglicans to swill about in the devolving scum that Abu G and Stupie McPoopy have turned the Justice Department into.
"If that should happen," writes Andrew Zajac in an editorial for the Chicago Tribune on Sunday, "expect the fair-mindedness and independence Americans still count on from their Justice Department to slip."
"At least once a year every United States attorney is going to sit down with either myself or the deputy attorney general, and we're going to have a very candid conversation about issues and problems in their districts," Gonzales told the House Judiciary Committee last month. "If I've heard of complaints from a member of Congress, it gives me an opportunity or the deputy attorney general an opportunity to tell the U.S. attorney what we're hearing."
Christ! It beggars belief. Stumble It!