Politics - Revolting Hypocritical Godbag Resigns

From the "You Can't Make This Shit Up" Files.

Former U.S. AID Director and Deputy Secretary of State Randall Tobias resigned on Friday after his hypocrisy became clear. This piece of scum once had the gall to insist that money disbursed to organizations that assist victims of AIDS should be contingent upon an "anti-prostitution loyalty oath," i.e., the organization receiving the money should not use any monies they received - even their private funds - to benefit prostitutes. In a display of unexcelled athleticism, the godbag then proceeded to remove the existing foot from his mouth, and plant the hitherto untasted other foot therein, despite the obvious limitation of having his head stuck firmly up his arse. In his own words:

Tobias added that he was overseeing several “highly successful” relationship programs “aimed at men and boys to help them develop healthy relationships with women.”

Story found at ThinkProgress (thinkprogress.org).

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