Kittycats

The Bratz back when they won "Cutest Kittenz of the Year" competition. These days, Gojira (the gray girl) spends most of her time trying to bite Madu's ass. The poor guy must leak like a sieve every time he takes a pee. On the plus side, he's a sweet-natured narcolept who shares a dimly flickering brain cell with his Uncle Zingiber. On the minus side, he now weighs twice what she does, and when he does get tired of the assmunching, he usually rewards her with a severe thumping. Not that it works. For one thing, she's small, slim, incredibly athletic, and can do a 180 in mid-air; for another, she's really, really smart and usually rushes over to sit between us in between assmunches, so he rarely gets to thwack her as she deserves. Wotta brat.

Zingiber in his svelte yoof.

Bandicoot, in all his Cootly glory, resting his weary head on the nightstand.

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