The Right Value Is Truth

The right value is honesty.



La Casa de Los Gatos don't know about you, and how you might feel about homophobia, but we can tell you how we feel. We here are goddamn sick and fucking tired of all these closeted dickheads fucking around with OUR lives.

Just this month, we've had closeted homophobe Roberto Arango* posting pictures of his rectum to a hookup site. A fucking HOOKUP site! Where gay/bi men post for quickie casual fucks. If you're gonna bully other men for supposedly being gay, Roberto, you shouldn't be posting your starfish as an invitation to any swingin' dick within ten miles, know what I'm sayin'? Is that too much to ask, you arrogant asshole? Nobody really cares, Roberto, that you like to have another man's throbbing cock in your ass. Just don't fucking rub our faces in it after REPEATEDLY voting against our rights, you miserable piece of shit.

And look, what have we here? ANOTHER fucking Republican legislator caught with his dick hanging out? With a teenage boy?

His defense? "I'm not gay. I don't know why I did what I did."

I'll tell you why, you dumb fuck. Because you are gaygaygayer than a flock of fucking larks. You were so hungry for that pretty boy's 18-year-old body, his slender shoulders, muscular thighs, bubble butt, beautiful satiny dark skin. That's why. You were dying to stick your cock in him and his cock in you and to fuck until you both lost your minds. That's why.

Phil Hinkle's constituents think he should resign -- for being gay? For lying about it? For working so hard against the rights of gay people? This is the guy, incidentally, who is responsible for the "In God We Trust" license plate legislation in his home state. So, Phil, "In God We Trust" for what? For keeping anyone else from finding out that our cock throbs for teenage boys? Sounds like you spent all your time in the legislature on bogus legislation like this, and keeping gays from marrying. Have a good time on the unemployment line, you dumb fuck.

Phil says he's not running again. We say, "Not unless it's from his constituents."

So, homophobic Republican legislators? It's OK for you to fuck us, literally, and then fuck us virtually by denying us equal rights? Because, you know, all that shit y'all are continually spouting about "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal," in the Declaration of Independence that you fucking claim to fucking worship? And all that crap in the Constitution about equality? You're not applying it to us, are you, when you vote against our right to marry and have families?

It's time for war on your hypocritical asses, y'all. Just come out of the fucking closet, admit who and what you are, and start acting like people, not ignorant fucking homophobes, OK? Because if you don't? It will be the civic duty of each and every one of us to do our best to expose you.

You hear that, girlzNboyz? If you've been schtupping a Republican legislator, it's time to let the whole world know. Start with the newspapers.

And now, to take the edge off, the gorgeous and brilliant Sara Benincasa sticks it to MishMash BatShitKrayZMann. Enjoy!

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The best movies I have ever seen

Over at the sisterblog, the definitive list. Feel free to add your own.

Yeah, yeah, I know: Ridley Scott's Alien, Alex Cox' Repo Man, and a couple dozen others belong on that list, and I just fuckin' forgot them. And it's kinda heavy on Kurosawa (he was fucking great! Just fuckin' great!) and Zhang Yi-mou and Satyajit Ray. So sue me.

And, for your edification, the 50 most racist movies that you might not have thought were racist.

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Vatican: Open Mouth, Talk Nonsense ... Again!

So, the Vatican once again opens mouth and talks nonsense. Reuters:

The Vatican on Wednesday condemned the film "The Golden Compass," which some have called anti-Christian, saying it promotes a cold and hopeless world without God.

Of course, extreme capitalism ... monopoly capitalism ... disaster capitalism ... this promotes warmth and hope and a belief in God, does it?

The Vatican newspaper [referring to l'Osservatore Romano] called the movie "the most anti-Christmas film possible" ...

Oh, realllllllly now. What about Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street? ... or Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem ... no? Then what about .... Debbie Does Dallas? Will Smith's new one I am Legend ... where he fights off vampires? Alvin and the Chipmunks? Oh, yes ... Alvin shows great disrespect towards male authority figure. Very very ... very anti-Christmas.

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And Now A Blogwhore

For those who haven't yet had the opportunity to visit some of the fine blogs in our blogroll, I wanted to highlight the CultureVultures, where Ms. Manitoba frequently waxes poetic. We're in the process of adding book and film reviews, and we'll finally get around to posting photography and music and our other creative endeavours when we get a fucking break from our ludicrously busy days.

And if you like beautiful photographs, you can't go wrong at Cynscapes, where experimental photography as art is much in evidence. Unfortunately, the owner of that site must be verbally flogged until she puts up the rest of her terrific work, which she's still hiding from the public eye. Feel free to drop by and give her encouragement!

Next week, I'll blogwhore a couple of others. I'm liking this.

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Seen any good movies lately?

Captain Pantaleon Pantoja
Foyle's War (it's a British TV series, so it's ongoing)
Little Rascals (the lot)
Y Tu Mama Tambien
Kung Fu Hustle
The Crime of Padre Amaro
Down By Law
Alphaville (Goddard)
Basket Case (Okay that wasn't good, except in the way that something is so bad, it's good)
Jungle Fever
UHF
Mystic River
The Baby
The Phantom Planet (MST3K)
To Live (Gong Li is THE MOST BEYOOTIFUL WOMAN EVER)
The Others (Nicole Kidman, dir. Tom Cruise - but it was good)
The Killer Shrews (MST3K)
Hollow Man (bleah)
V for Vendetta
Taking Lives
Batman (1943)
Five Thousand Fingers of Doctor T
The Shawshank Redemption
Triumph of the Will
Ruthless People
Amazon Women on the Moon

Okay, I may be a gimp and I may not get out much, but thanks to Netflix I got to watch me some movies.

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