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Monday, September 14, 2009

Politics: From The Department of

Holy mother of god, you can't make this shit up.

No matter how hard you try.

Wingnuttia in all its rancid, um, glory? Gloryholeyness? Holy quacking duckshit, people. Not a single one of these benighted dipshits has the first fucking clue what they're talking about. Not one. Just listening to them makes our brain hurt. Fascism=Socialism=Communism? Do they have the first fucking clue that millions of progressives, liberals, and socialists came together to defeat the fascist Germany, Italy, and Japan during World War II? That millions of people died to rid this world of fascism? That the fascists hunted down and murdered progressive Socialists and labour organizers and ... most frightening of all ... just about anybody who looked and talked like this bunch of morons?

In the Third Reich, every single one of these hapless fools would have been sterilized on eugenic grounds. Their collective IQ is probably lower than the number of teeth they possess.

Please. Listen to them for as long as you can. It'll make you hurl. Jayzus is King. Fuck you, manureheads. Jayzus may be your fucking king, but this country has a constitution that says NO FUCKING KINGS ANY MORE! No how, no way. And church is SEPARATE from State. So fuck you and your Jayzus. Take your caterwauling to your fucking insane brethren and cistern. Shrieking Shiva! The Marching Morons, by gum.

PS: Is it just me or are they a bunch of old, fat, white, out-of-shape turds who are probably benefiting from the very same "gubmint-run" programs that they're protesting? Yaknow, Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, VA, disability benefits, workers' comp, unemployment benefits, and the like? And what a diverse group!

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At 4:22 PM, Blogger One Fly said...

There is something really wrong going on here. This behavior is unnatural in the way it evolved with the help of media. Seems to me anyway.

At 8:41 PM, Blogger McBlogget said...

Ow-eee! It hurts mah hey-yudd to lissen to that videyo!

I suggest they all get together and form a group called Wingnut Exodus, modeled on the Christian Exodus movement: pick a state that already has a high wingnut ratio, and enlist all the wingnuts move there voluntarily. With any luck this will solve most of the problems in the other 49 states.

At 9:44 PM, Blogger Friend of TPC said...

Oh god, I could only manage a minute 38 seconds into it before I was screaming at my god damn computer screen and I had to turn it off. I wonder if that is a record? Anyone make it longer? And they sure are a fat ugly bunch of white ass crackers. Makes me wish I were black or brown myself so I wouldn't have to share skin color with them. All these fucking stupid racist freaks forgot their sheets. Oh man. I think McBlogget has a good idea. Ship 'em all to South Carolina or Alabama or someplace like that and put a wall up around the state and keep 'em there. What a worthless pile of DNA. Jesus fucking H. Christ. Shit!

At 10:37 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

A question: Why do these people bother having brains, if they're not going to actually, well, use them? Perhaps they actually take their brains out at home and use them for paperweights? Or have their brains atrophied to the size of almonds because they never use the organ? Fuck, even a cat with an almond-sized brain doesn't have the level of sucking stupidity exhibited above.

At 3:37 PM, Blogger themom said...

If Faux Noise wants to declare there were "millions" at that rally - consider the fact that they were all this DUMB!! I can't remember the last time I saw so may functional illiterates in one place. I need drugs now!


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