2008 Elections: Why Did McCain "Suspend"?

Dave Letterman thinks it's because someone put something in his Metamucil. Like what, Dave, Bide-A-Wee NappTimes?



Whatever it was, it didn't prevent the Senator from getting his makeup done on Katie Couric's show. Maybe he just prefers bottle blondes to old dudes with white hair? Look at his track record: Cindy, Lady Lynn de Rothschild, Katie. Hey, Senator, you told us you suspended the campaign so you could rush back to Washington and save the nation with this big ol' bailout bill. What happened to that, guy? Is this like that dustup you had with John Cornyn, where he basically accused you of being a seagull? You know, fly in, make lots of noise, crap over everything and fly right out again? Oh, yeah, and take credit for stuff that you weren't even involved in.

Watertiger was right. This clip just can't be seen enough times.

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