2008 Elections: More Entertainment!

Oh, look, it's Oldy McMoldy! And the real reason for those $520 Ferragamo loafers. Say ... do we want a prezzy-dent who wears loafers?

Apologies in advance to all the old farts like us who get offended by the rank ageism. We don't think everyone over 70 is unfit to run the country, we just think John McAncient is. Unfit, that is. To run the country, or even his wife's money, because you know what, her daddy before he died set it up so John would never get his greedy, grasping claws on Cindy Lou's hundred-million-dollar fortune. And Cindy has done nothing to change that.

Would you want to let someone whose own wife and father-in-law don't trust him with even half of their huge moneybags get the key to the Treasury?

Stumble It!