2008 Elections: Who Do You Want
On your side when the next natural disaster hits?
And, make no mistake about it. We are on the cusp of seeing the serious damage that global warming will bring. Massive changes in weather patterns resulting from human interference with the environment will result in more flooding, drought, fire, cyclones, typhoons, hurricanes as the planet attempts to cope with shifting quantities of heat and carbon expended by human endeavour.
La Casa de Los Gatos votes for the man with the shovel. The man who is not afraid to go to the site of the disaster and pick up the tools and work alongside the affected people.
Where is FEMA? These people have lost access to clean drinking water. They need portable toilets and water, medicine, clean food, supplies, health care, temporary shelter. Where the fuck is FEMA? Why aren't they on the ball? Where is Michael Chertoff? Why hasn't Georgee cut short his taxpayer-funded jaunt in Europe and headed home to pick up a shovel, the worthless PoS?
Senator Obama's Website features a plea for help for the victims of flooding in the Midwest:
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Ancient McInsane's site features a cheesy picture of the egomaniac with his Daddy and a cheesy Father's Day message.
Listen up, McSenile: Lots of fathers in the Midwest are worried about being able to take care of their children now, and in the future, thanks to your best bud's policies, which you promise to continue if elected. Now is the time to get your ancient, pasty, wrinkly behind into gear and help some of those people. Not flit between your eight or nine multi-million-dollar houses with a paid staff of servants waiting on you hand and foot.
Oh, it looks like we forgot to whom we were speaking. John McBush wants you to know how he feels your pain, Midwesterners:
Statement by John McCain on the Midwest FloodsStanding ready doesn't cut it, Mr. Multi-millionaire. How about shelling out a few shekels?
ARLINGTON, VA -- U.S. Senator John McCain today issued the following statement on the flooding in the Midwest:
"Our thoughts and prayers go out to all those impacted by the flooding throughout the Midwest. Cindy and I would like to extend our sympathies to all those who have lost loved ones, and stand ready to help those in the Midwest to recover and rebuild."
That's right, we forgot. The last time a natural disaster hit, you were pictured doing this:
Iz mai birfday! Wut hurrykains?
Oh, meanwhile Dana Perbimbo, White House airhead and spokesghoul wants those of you confronting the billion-dollar damage of the flood to know that your Preznitwit expressed his concern about you. That and a couple of bucks might get you a hot coffee. Maybe.
Hasn't anybody told the stupid fucker that when your country is suffering from a disaster you cut short your pleasure trip and get your ass to the scene pronto? That's what the Chinese Premier did. That's what Senator Obama is doing.
If anybody still wants to vote for Senile McInsane after this, they have got to be so stupid as to need daily watering.
Our future President appeals to his huge volunteer base to help those in the Midwest affected by the floods. Stumble It!