Surprise!

A high-ranking official has just contradicted Li'l Boots' most recent lie &mdash that he was sending Snarly McCrashcart over to Saudi Arabia to beg his good friends the Saudis to lower the price of oil. At the time, White House Spokesbimbo Dana "Math is hard!" Perino announced:

The White House said on March 11 that the problems associated with soaring oil prices are "not going to be solved overnight" and that "it would be wrong" of Bush to promise otherwise. Presidential spokeswoman Dana Perino said "there are some things we cannot do." Her comments came as oil prices rose above $109 a barrel for the first time. They were as low as $87 a barrel in January.

Funny that prices can go up overnight, but not down. Why? Are oil prices like penile erections? They go up but won't go down till the consumer is royally screwed?

And it wasn't so long ago that Dim Son was claiming that his "administration" had earned them some capital that they could then spend to keep oil prices down or production up. Our CEO Preznitwit.

"I would work with our friends in OPEC to convince them to open up the spigot, to increase the supply," Bush said at the time. "Use the capital that my administration will earn, with the Kuwaitis or the Saudis, and convince them to open up the spigot."

Looks like you don't have any friends, Dimly McDumbwit. Or only fairweather friends.

They're happy to be nice to you before you trash the house and everything in it. Now that it's all broken, they're calling in their loans, and giving you &mdash and us &mdash the finger. What do you care? Daddy's money will take care of you. As for us, as your partner in crime says, "So?"

Stumble It!