2008 Elections: The Rude Ghoul Loses

And it couldn't happen to a more deserving person.

Raw Story tells us that a crowd of approximately one thousand Rude Ghouliani supporters in Florida almost turned into a lynch mob when Rudy showed up late to the party.

Rudey, Rudey, Rudey. Don't you know those seniors get crabby when their naps are interrupted? Looks like Rudey is slipping further behind in the polls each day. He'll quit any day now and leave the field to those stellar competitors: Mitt Romney, the most disliked of all the candidates; John McCain, who'll probably die of old age and cantankerousness before November of this year; and Mike Hickabee, squirrel-popper extraordinaire, who has all the debonair charm of a dog-torturer. Or at least the father of a dog-torturer.

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