World: U.S. Joins Turki In Crushing PKK

Bootsie Ferragamo, Secretary of Shoe Shopping, announced today that the U.S. will join with Turki in bombing the PKK in Northern Iraq. She said:

"We consider this a common threat, not just to the interests of Turkey but to the interests of the United States as well," she said at a joint news conference with Babacan. "This is going to take persistence and it's going to take commitment — this is a very difficult problem."

Ominous words. We predicted this would happen. And we hate being right about this issue.

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