Rick DinglePerry Is A Joke

Rick Perry and George W. Bush once went out drinking, but only had 5 bucks between them. So Bush took the fiver and bought a sausage.

"What good is that going to do?" Rick asked.

"Trust me," Bush says.

They went to a bar and ordered a round of drinks. W. put the sausage through his zipper and told Rick to suck on it.

The bartender saw this and yelled "Hey, we don't allow that queer shit in Texas! Get out of here!"

They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. After about the tenth bar, Rick said he was getting drunk, and didn't know how much farther he could keep going.

Bush replied, "How do you think I feel, I lost the sausage after the third bar!"

Keep SUCKING IT, Rick!

In case you missed it, here's the viral video of Rick completely losing it in New Hampshire, prancing about like a drunken gay pony chock full of god knows what all drugs or what.

I have never seen a straight adult male act so hysterically giddy over a bottle of ... syrup?

Stumble It!