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Monday, February 08, 2010

Stupid People Part 2240: Must Be The Phase Of The Moon

First off, if you're a foreign person traveling in a country where you don't know the language, just don't assume every woman on the street is a prostitute dying to have sex with you for money, OK?

Because you could seriously get your fucking ass kicked BIGtime.

Apparently, this idiot decided to ask these Thai ladies their price, and it was an asskicking. His ass. He's just lucky nobody else joined in. Dumbfuck.

Secondly, if you're in the mood to play practical jokes on your mom? Make sure the joke doesn't turn deadly because your head is embedded so deeply up your ass that your testicles and tonsils are, like, best friends. OK?

Also, you should know if she carries a gun; if she's gonna recognize you in your all-pranked-out state; and if she's likely to aim for your crotch when she shoots.

Yonder fine specimen apparently donned a ski-mask and made to rob his mom, who promptly shot him in the crotch with a .357. Maybe it's all for the good and he won't be contributing his seriously stoopid genes to the pool.

Unfortunately, the police, who are familiar with Dude due to his previous arrests for drug and robbery type offenses, are not buying his story. He's under investigation.

I know being stupid kinda makes you a natural candidate for an asskicking, but geez, y'all, can't you dial down teh Stupid a notch or something?

Stumble It!


At 3:34 PM, Blogger One Fly said...

Yo Pcat- all of us have done stupid shit but I guarantee we are not as stupid as these guys or the nutters and their logic.

At 6:59 PM, Blogger 香水 said...



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