Valentine's Day

Awright, in our private, secret life we are the curmudgeonliest of curmudgeons. But it's Valentine's Day, and the weather is actually good, after weeks of freezing cold and rain. The sun is shining bright, the sky is the perfect blue of a lapis, light is falling golden on the garden, and the birds are singing joyfully.

Therefore, we are constrained &mdash constrained, we say! to wish all our readers and visitors a very happy Valentine's Day.



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May your day consist of loving yourself as much as you wished someone would love you. May you love those who love you with the fiercest and purest of passions. And may you get the royal rogering you've secretly been hankering for lo, these many years!

Flying underwear alert! (Although if you're reading this blog, chances are your underwear is mostly on your head anyway.)